News Flash!
Nike has announced that if Bush gets elected, they plan on joining up with scientologists to start their own private high schools to take advantage of vouchers and faith-based money. Without a dollar out of their pockets, Nike plans on raking it in. Tax money gets converted to a voucher that students will use to pay Nike to go to this new school. Why? Cause they have religious class that teaches about aliens living under volcanos and the school uniforms are all hip Nike apparel. Forced free advertising. Investors are licking their lips.

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